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Saturday, October 28, 2006 @ 7:40 AM

an interview by mr brown with rafael benitez

br: hello rafia ben..er, how do i say ur name argh?
rafa: it is rafael benitez..
br: wa lao eh!! u all ang mo name very hard to say leh!!
rafa: never mine...
br: kk, let us not talk behind the tree, and go straight into the interview, u..
rafa: it is not talk behind the tree, it is beat around the bush..
br: wa lao eh!! stupid book teach me wrong idiots!!
rafa: i think u meant idioms..right??
br: anything lah!! so why do you keep rotating your squad?

rafa: it is simple you know, i want to break the world record of 123 games without using the same players!!

br: really, than who is the idiot who set the stupid world record??

rafa: my cousin's brother's aunty's husband, which is my father

br: kk, then why isnt the basketball player playing?

rafa: you meant crouch? oh..do you know we also have basketball league here? ya..so he is representing LSS1 (liverpool stupid slingers 1)..they also have players from spore..like..

br: dont tell me it is...

rafa: yup it is Mr. Teo CC, he is damn pro leh, our top scorer, he has great great chemistry with crouch...

br: wait..i thought Teo was a woman

rafa: no..he is a man

br: omfg...(puking sound)...kk, one last question, why you playing gelad at the right huh??

rafa: gerrard u meant? it is not my fault...i always play him in centre, but somehow he will just wander sideways (like a crab) into the right wing and start playing there

br: gl....anyway i had a great time talking with you, and there we have it-rafia ben...(can you change ur name, very hard to say leh, change to rafia benny or maybe rafia bon jovi) whisper

rafa: it is rafael benitez...

{we apologise if the above interview has offended you in one way or another}

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